1) How fantastically snarky is the editing this season? The St. Gretchen montage at the beginning of the show was classic. 2) Should we continue the Tim Gunn word-of-the-week? This week you must use “Schiaparelli-like” in a sentence. Alternatively, I’ll accept “woolly animal balls.” 3) Why didn’t Betsey Johnson do any cartwheels? 4) ”Mustache or no mustache?”--Mondo (This is a question I ask myself everyday.) 5) Was Michael’s comment: “Everyone knows you love a hot glue gun” to AJ a euphemism or not?

1) After last week’s emotional roller coaster, who else needed a Xanax to prep for this episode? Model switch! Cheating scandal! Old designers return! 2) Where did Gretchen get the “Hater” tag she was wearing? The producers should make her wear it for every episode. 3) Really, Project Runway? A challenge to help promote Heidi’s line of baggy sweatshirts? Shame on you. 4) Snippy much, Mondo? And Gretchen? And Ivy? Everyone took their bitchy pills last night.

1) Is it true what Gretchen said to her mom? Is life really more than just fashion? 2) Is anyone at all shocked that the thin girls got chosen first? 3) Did Michael D. call his model “volumptuous” (yes, with an M)? I did several rewinds. He did. 4) Why was it OK that Ivy trash-talked Michael C. for the entire first part of the show, but it was not OK when he allegedly did the same to her?

1) Is Heidi’s accent getting more pronounced? Maybe she’s spent a lot of time overseas recently. 2) Are you allowed to say camel toe on TV? 3) Can we add the word “hyperbole” to Ivy’s statement that her look was "stupendous," "original," and "expensive"? 4) Isn’t the new Tim Gunn dictionary feature helpful? Now we all know what “Waterloo” means. Thanks, producers.