Happy Holidays to you and yours from @NoBtotheS! May this holiday season be spent with the people you actually like, your Blackberry hidden under the bed, copious amounts of eggnog and the gifts you think you deserve.
@NoBtotheS Holiday Wish List
Welcome back to @NoBtotheS‘s series on the suicide inducing habits of people in the fashion industry. (Editor’s note: If you’re not familiar with NoBtotheS, or No Bullshit, s/he is an anonymous fashion publicist working in New York City who’s famed for a hilarious Twitter account.) I made my list, I checked it twice, I already know I'm naughty not nice...welcome to my holiday wish list. I want... 1. To be shot by the legendary Bill Cunningham and featured in NY Times Style section. Mr. Cunningham, I've restrained myself in the past from diving in front of your lens. You're so small and elderly I would hate to accidentally break your hip. This would only be doing both of us a favor! 2. For Joanna Hillman to attend a press preview. Period. 3. To share a leisurely lunch with two of my favorite foreign editors: Franca Sozzani and Carine Roitfeld. Oh, the stories they would tell! We would dish and drink and part as sisters.