For some reason I was only just tipped off to these hilarious Chloe Sevigny spoofs starring Drew Droege. And since we're snowed in in New York today, it seemed like a perfect excuse to watch several of them. Ok, I watched maybe all of them. But this one, in which Droege as Chloe teaches you how to make toast (or to-ast) is my favorite. Mostly because of the way she says Proenza Schouler. Proenza Schoww-lah. Lauren thinks it's funny because fake Chloe includes "half boots by Chip & Pepper" as part of her to-ast-eating outfit (along with a "mock bonnet by Opening Ceremony and an ironic coin skort by Obesity & Speed") and "Chloe Sevigny would never actually wear Chip & Pepper.'" It's all funny. Just watch.
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