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Too lazy to work out? Just go get plastic surgery. The Daily Mail reports that there has been a 60% increase in butt-lifting procedures since Pippa revealed hers in the now-historic McQueen bridesmaid dress. Just ask for the “Pip Package Perfect Posterior.” It costs about $13,000. And it probably hurts like a mother.
We’ll just accept the bum we were born with.