Is Weekly Pilates REALLY Why Pippa Middleton Has Such a Great Ass? (Plus, There's a Surgical Procedure Named After Her) - Fashionista

Is Weekly Pilates REALLY Why Pippa Middleton Has Such a Great Ass? (Plus, There's a Surgical Procedure Named After Her)

While no paparazzi have managed to break through Kate and William’s Fortress of Solitude in the Seychelles to show us pictures of her in high street sundresses and bikinis, at least Pippa is still out and about. And she’s even talking now! Well, sort of. According to the Daily Mail, Pippa left a testimonial message on her London Pilates studio’s website. In it, she calls the workout a “weekly necessity that keeps me fit, happy, and energized.” Much has been made of this, and the media has trumpeted that this is the secret behind Pippa’s great butt. We were skeptical that a weekly Pilates session was enough to get that body.
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While no paparazzi have managed to break through Kate and William’s Fortress of Solitude i

Too lazy to work out? Just go get plastic surgery. The Daily Mail reports that there has been a 60% increase in butt-lifting procedures since Pippa revealed hers in the now-historic McQueen bridesmaid dress. Just ask for the “Pip Package Perfect Posterior.” It costs about $13,000. And it probably hurts like a mother.

We’ll just accept the bum we were born with.

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