The Mercedes Benz Fashion Week swimwear shows just finished in Miami. The
Best Bridal Bikinis: Kate Upton, of Sports Illustrated modeling fame, walked down in a granny panty bridal bikini at the Beach Bunny show. Another model showed off a good way to cover up cellulite: wear a huge bow on your ass!
Most Likely To Be Worn by a Kardashian: Sequins, gold accents, and sexy cut-outs? Check! Send one to
Best For Tanning: If people theoretially went tanning anymore, which we know they don't because it's
Best Ass Advertising: Skyy Vodka certainly got our attention this week, first sending
Least Amount of Fabric Used on a Bikini Bottom: Sonia Vera wins this category, hands down.
Best Strategically Placed Art Image: Lisa Blue used her suits as a canvas.
Least Flattering: If it doesn't look good on a model, there's no way it's going to look good on normal people. Sorry, Diesel.
Best Birds: Delores Cortes (left) and Lisa Blue win this one. No more feathers, please.
Most Inappropriate Beach Footwear: Not only are you going to fall down in the sand in this look by Red Carter, you're also going to get some really strange tan lines.
Best Braids: No fashion show is complete without some really good braids. Mara Hoffman wins.
Best Use of Props: L*Space by Monica Wise. Who applied all that sand?