Who Should Wear What at the Kardashian-Humphries Wedding

The Kardashian-Humphries wedding is looming over us like a very expensive, massive, glittery, black cloud and as details start trickling in we're getting more and more anxious to see how it all plays out--particularly, in the sartorial department. Here's what we know: 1. Kim will don Vera Wang. 2. Her bridesmaids and maids of honor will wear green. 3. The groom and groomsmen will wear Ermenegildo Zegna. 4. The wedding will take place in Sotto Il Monte estate in Montecito, California. 5. It will be a complete shitshow. We did some fashion Sherlock-Holmes-ing and got together a list of our best guesses--or wishes--of what everyone in the wedding party, including the bride, will wear. Click through to see our best bets.


Our guess is Kim will want to go with a fitted bodice and skirt to show off her famed rear-end. But just in case she does opt for a more traditional gown, no doubt it will be an over-the-top princess number.

We don't know much about Kris...But we think he'd look mighty fine in this Zegna tux.

This one was easy. Since we know Kourtney and Khloe are to wear green, and chances are they will also be wearing Vera Wang...This gorgeous gown was the only green ensemble in Vera Wangs AW11 bridal collection.

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The bridesmaids will probably be less decked out than the Maids of Honor, but they'll still be sporting green and (probably) Vera Wang. Ispo facto: This was the only green outfit from Vera Wang's RTW AW11 collection.

We think Rob and Lamar will go for classic elegance in this Zegna tux.

While groomsmen traditionally all wear the same thing, we're betting Scott will break the mold, with this dapper number. I mean seriously, can you expect him to go out in public without an ascot, somewhere on his person?

Bruce tends to fade into the background a bit when he's with his family, so along with his classic grey Zegna suit, we gave him some mega diamond studs from Jacob the Jeweler.