Ah, Halloween... A night when college students, professionals, and
Devil / Angel
Classic halloween costumes gone skank. Unfortunately this "punk angel" costume doesn't include the platform stripper boots or gaping fishnets... but most pre-teens already own those, right?
Ballerina / Cheerleader
The only costumes on this list that rightfully include tutus and short skirts... yet still manage to be extra creepy. Nice belly button.
This costume is called "Tween Kimono Cutie Geisha." It's on sale for $20. 'Nuff said.
Have you ever seen
Police Officer / Fire Fighter
Halloween is a great opportunity for children to express their future career goals. These little cop and fire fighter costumes are excellent options for kids to pretend they're real-life strip-o-grams! When they ring your doorbell, just give them the candy and shoo them away quick.
Is the one on the right even a costume? Who wears a shirt of yourself? The bows don't even match the skirt. Slutty
We had to look this one up. Apparently "Monster High" is a line of "fashion dolls" with huge eyes and small bodies based on fictional horror characters. Who have evolved into streetwalkers.
It used to be that pirates had peg legs and scary eyepatches. Now they don't have enough fabric to
Morticia Adams in junior high, a corseted USA dirndl, and a "graffiti girl" who loves Internet lingo and
I mean honestly... where are this child's parents?? Truly disgusting.