It's finally here: 11/11/11, the date that most resembles everyone's favorite fun-to-scratch fabric, corduroy. What better excuse to chat up that corduroy-clothed cutie you've seen biking around Williamsburg? Go ahead, compare your wales. Bust out that dusty hardcover copy of Corduroy and blow into the corresponding cassette tape. It's Corduroy Appreciation Day, bitches.