Last night we had the pleasure of attending a pre-screening of
Alber Elbaz and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Alber is obviously much nicer to his employees than Dr. Honeydew--we're pretty sure Alber has never blown anyone up in the name of fashion.
Karl Lagerfeld and Sam the Eagle: Both are just so serious all the time, though we're not sure the
Tom Ford and Link Hogthrob: Link is best known for his role as Miss Piggy's hunky co-star on "Pigs in Space."
Haider Ackermann and Fozzie Bear: Fozzie is generally much more upbeat, but he seems to be channeling a bit of Ackermann's dark and stormy angst here. Nice hats, though.
John Galliano and Lew Zealand: Both have an affinity for mustaches and snazzy coats with lots of buttons. That's about where the similarity ends.
Miss Piggy and Heidi Klum: Both are super sappy around their men, but can be complete bitches divas when you piss them off. They also share a penchant for form-fitting clothes and long, flowing manes.
Steven Kolb and Kermit the Frog: Steven is the Kermit of the CFDA--calm, in control, and dedicated.
Christian Siriano and Scooter: Both have a signature mop of hair and that child-like, Peter Pan quality.
Vivienne Westwood and Beaker: We apologize for this one, but there just aren't that many gingers in fashion. Dame Westwood obviously has much more self-confidence than poor Beaker, too.
Zac Posen and Gonzo: Both like to dress a bit dandy-ish, and both have had delusions of grandeur that have caused them problems in their respective careers. We're happy that they appear to be going in the right direction now.
Anna Wintour and Zoot: Signature bobs and wearing sunglasses inappropriately indoors at all times? Check and check.
Crazy Harry and Olivier Zahm: Olivier wants to blow up the fashion establishment and Crazy Harry wants to blow up everything else.