It's no surprise that Bergdorf Goodman's witty personal shopper, Betty Halbreich, is such a pro at holiday gifting.

The Tumblr functions like a quote generator: For every click, you get a new picture of Halbreich and one of her witty sayings.

Tom Ford is a man of style. Tom Ford is a man of mystery. Tom Ford is a man who designs four womenswear collections a year and writes and directs an Oscar-nominated film in his "spare time." But more than that, we don't know that much about Mr. Ford. Thankfully, Bergdorf Goodman and Lisa Eisner cleared that up for us with their latest installment of a "Bergdorf Goodman Conversation," (which we read about on Elle.com. Here are the top 10 things we learned about Tom Ford: 1. Tom Ford was born an adult. I was born fifty. When I was five years old, I wanted to be fifty. I knew exactly what I was going to look like, exactly what I was going to be doing. Although when I was five, I had envisioned that I was going to have very distinguished gray at my temples, which I have decided to avoid. I always wanted to be fifty. I never felt like a little kid. I wanted to be at my parents’ cocktail parties. I wanted to live in a glamorous apartment—I thought in New York, but now I’d rather not live in New York.