1. Since Angelea has been André's fave all season, and André gets what he wants, is it safe to say she's a shoo-in?
2. Is it possible to be too sad to be a Covergirl? See: Allison.
3. Couldn’t you kinda see Lisa as a used car salesman, though?
4. Is Allison an elf? It would explain why she can’t open her eyes and does that happy little wiggle dance. And the flowing perfect hair.
5. Can we make Allison’s bleached eyebrows a case for things that work in Vogue Italia but are frightening in real life?
6. So Michael Cinco is a Givenchy couturist wannabe?
7. Is Jay in a toga?? With RHINESTONES on his FACE??
8. Is ANTM really the Legends of the Hidden Temple of modeling?
9. Anyone else see the fan dressed as a Spartan? Greeks are the best runway watchers.
10. WAIT why did Angelea get disqualified?! HOW CAN THEY NOT TELL US?? This cryptic producer-made speech is baloney. I bet André is so pissed.