1. Was Austin Scarlett going for a Molly Ringwald circa Sixteen Candles look in the work room?
2. And was Kenley going for Molly Ringwald circa Pretty in Pink with all that pink tulle?
3. That sure didn't take very long for Michael to have his first tantrum, did it?
4. So would you get kicked out of the opera if you had a nip slip, Jerell?
5. Who took a bite out of the top of April's dress?
6. How the hell did they get Anthony's model's boobs to look like that? (see what I mean at left)
7. Does Isaac Mizrahi really think that the opera would let Kim Kardashian anywhere near it?
8. Doesn't Angela Lindvall sound so genuinely compassionate when she kicks people off?
9. Isn't dirndl such a funny word?
10. When are the producers going to give Kara a stash of valium? I fear she's going to have a panic attack one week.