1. Is Angela Lindvall wearing a bump-it?
2. Don’t you appreciate this show so much more since Fashion Star premiered?
3. If the designers are ‘all stars’ shouldn’t they have been to a magazine’s office before?
4. Could Austin’s lip-gloss be more in your face?
5. Can we applaud Joanna for pulling off those United Nude shoes?
6. Mondo, aren’t you a designer? Why suddenly, is it your dream job to become an editor?
7. Can we just run back over Austin’s inspirations? Fragonard painting, modern rock star, and Hassidic gentleman? Huh?
8. Georgina Chapman, can you please be our friend?
9. Weren’t you waiting for Isaac to tell the designers that they each get a fleet of custom-dyed poodles to match their looks?
10. Do the show’s producers realize that Austin’s moustache is an indicator of crafty reality TV editing? Now that he’s shaved it off, you can’t just repurpose one-on-one interviews where his facial hair is intact.