This is from The Sun. So it goes without saying that we are highly skeptical of the story we are about to tell you. However, it's sort of funny and it involves two of our favorite people to write about, Kate Moss and Gwyneth Paltrow.
The setting: Topshop owner Sir Philip Green's huge blow-out 60th birthday party in Mexico.
The scene: Gwynnie goes for a jog on the beach (as she is wont to do) and passes by Kate, who is reportedly munching on some crisps.
The dialogue (per a "source" who was there. Unclear if the source was enjoying some crisps on the beach, too): Kate: "Oi, what you out jogging for?" Gwyneth: "So I don't look like you when I get old." Kate: "Why don't you eat some f****** carbs!"
The resolution: Everyone was talking and giggling about the spat at dinner.
What a great story. *sigh* Although we occasionally wish Gwyneth would eat some f*cking carbs, too.