Karl Lagerfeld is usually doing a million things all at once, but for the last few weeks it feels like he's been doing a gazillion. Since he launched his lower-priced Karl collection last month, he has been on sort of a publicity bender, even by Karl standards. Which means that he's been talking a lot.
Karl has quite a reputation for giving zinger quotes, not all of them flattering. However, he also says a lot of ridiculous and hilarious things, which is why we read every single interview we can get our hands on. We loved his recent spread in French Elle in which he does things that "regular" people do, which was then perfectly juxtaposed with the interview he gave to Harper's Bazaar detailing his, well, bizarre daily routine.
The Kaiser is nothing if not opinionated. Click through to see our favorite Karl Kwotes, from his claims that he doesn't know who Heidi Klum is to his story about that time a swan caught him.
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