Kate Middleton and Prince William's one year wedding anniversary is almost nigh, and of course the best way to celebrate the union of two individuals in holy matrimony is with an array of silly, useless products. Yay capitalism!
Whether it's with auctioning off a slice of year-old wedding cake, or shilling commemorative mugs (that commemorate the wrong Prince unfortunately), there's no shortage of ways that companies are cashing in on the royal duo's wedding anniversary. And just think, we have dozens more anniversaries to come just like this...
So, without further ado, click through for a round up of the best and wackiest Royal Wedding Anniversary products out there.
A Piece of Their One-Year-Old Wedding Cake Didn't make it to the Royal Wedding last year? Us either (our invite must have gotten lost in the mail...) Luckily, you can still partake in the best part of any wedding festivity: The cake. PFC Auctions has listed a piece of Kate and Wills' wedding cake with a minimum bid of £100.00, from an unknown buyer. Besides the hunk of stale year-old cake, the lot also includes a presentation tin and a 16 page Order of Service from Westminster Abbey which includes the vows, hymns, prayers and Blessing from the Wedding.
Commemorative Mug for Kate and Will Harry A company called Guandong Enterprises is shilling this commemorative cup that hilariously has Prince Harry's face on it, instead of Prince Wills. Oops. FYI, on the back it reads: "The body of a man; The beauty of a woman; May they produce children." Okie-doke.
Prince William Tie Luxury tie maker Vittorio J, celebrates the Royal Wedding anniversary with a one-of-a-kind custom made necktie for Prince William. The blue polka dot fabric apparently comes from the best fabric house in England--but all we can think about is how well it would bring out Wills' baby blues.
Twinings Royal Wedding There is no more English way of celebrating the Royal Wedding anniversary than with a cup of tea blended specially for the big day. And what does a year of royal wedded bliss taste like? White Earl Grey with Rose Petal, apparently.
The Barbie Collector William and Catherine Royal Wedding Giftset
As far as Royal Wedding memorabilia goes, these are actually quite darling. Maybe that's why they've practically sold out online. But you can get yours on eBay for $200 a pop.
Origami Kate and Will Cake Toppers How cute are these limited edition origami dolls from TeMe? And since paper is the traditional gift for a wedding anniversary they are particularly fitting!
Happy Anniversary Wills and Kate T-Shirt Wear your happiness over the royal union on your sleeve, with this anniversary tee available at Zazzle.
Royal Wedding Anniversary Party Invite Apparently, people are actually throwing themselves a party to celebrate Kate and Wills' one-year. This card, available at Zazzle, is the perfect way to get the word out.