Here's another reason we wish Simon Doonan worked in our office: Apparently, when things start getting particularly tense or stressful at Barneys, the Creative Ambassador at Large lightens the mood with some good old fashion dance moves.
"If things aren't going well, I get up in the room and I do like 80s aerobics moves, remember, like pull downs, like Jane Fonda," he said on Conan last night.
Doonan also had some interesting things to say about child pageant stars, whom he says he's "very jealous of."
"If I had a company, I would only employ people that have been child pageant contestants," he told Conan. (Hear that Eden Wood?)
And if you think all that's outrageous just wait till you hear what Doonan had to say about man boobs--namely that they're a world epidemic that needs to be stopped. We are in total agreement, Simon.
Watch the two clips below.