We have to hand it to Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg: At just twenty-eight years old, he's literally transformed the way our universe works, one HTML code-- and hoodie-- at a time. And like many of today's greatest designers, Zuck has a signature uniform that's appropriate (well, sort of appropriate) for nearly every occasion, from public appearances to playing with puppies, to hanging out with a teddy bear. His fleecy hoodies may not be the most stylish of separates, but we admire his dedication to a specific look-- which is destined to be remembered years from now, just like Steve Jobs's fabled turtlenecks before him.
So have a happy birthday, Mark! If we were Facebook friends, we would write it on your wall. We can only hope someone thoughtful gifts you a bedazzled sweatshirt.