1. What are the odds that anyone in ANTM's target audience even knows who P'Trique is?
2. Is ANTM required to fill a quota of models-with-a-major-gap-tooth each cycle?
3. Oh, 'actress/DJ' Taryn Manning... Are royalties from Crossroads no longer paying the bills?
4. How are we supposed to appreciate the gloriousness of Jessie's ass when it's completely blurred out?
5. Destiny wakes up every morning and "is just angry at everyone"--well this'll be fun now, won't it?
6. How funny was Laura's mom's reaction to the fact that "America is voting"? ("Ohhh nooo!")
7. Is Jasmine aka Kitty secretly a mole planted in Top Model by the Fashionista editors? Meow!
8. Could Victoria's apparently impromptu response to her Internet haters have been any more amazing?
9. Are we supposed to feel sorry for/relate to Harvard student Maria? Wahh people think I'm too intelligent to model...
10. How 'bouts this as a new ANTM drinking game: Every time Rob Evans describes something as 'sexy,' take a shot?