The Neiman Marcus Christmas Book is here, which means if you need a gift in the $20,000 to $1 million range, you can totally relax, because the retailer has you covered. Neiman Marcus has a tradition of offering over-the-top gifts every year (with some proceeds going to various charities), and this year is no exception. The charities benefitting from your gift-giving generosity include Water.org, the Double H Ranch, Stone Barns Center, First Book, the Lady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center, The Breast Cancer Research Foundation, amfAR™ and Big Brothers Big Sisters. So which one of these one-of-a-kind gifts would you like to give to a loved one? Rubber ping pong table? Ferrari? We'll start with a few cheapies and work our way up to the gifts that say you *really* love someone. Click through to start your holiday shopping list.

The holidays are right around the corner, so it's time to start making your wish lists. Luckily, Neiman Marcus just released its 2013 Christmas Book. And don't worry if you can't afford $1.8 million--there are plenty of gifts in the $30,000 range.

Yes, it’s that time of year again. You can now officially start your holiday shopping. The somewhat anachronistic yet always entertaining Neiman Marcus Holiday Book, now in its 84th edition, was released yesterday. As WWD noted today, for the second year in a row, almost half the items in the catalog are less than $250, with 63 ringing in at $100 or less. But don’t worry---the ridiculous, over-the-top fantasy items that we’ve come to expect every year are still there. For starters, there is a $7,500 gourd ukulele made by Danny Ferrington, who crafts handmade instruments for the likes of Keith Richards, Elvis Costello, and, uh, Tony Blair. Or for a mere $125,000 you can snag an Avion tequila party. Celeb event planner Colin Cowie will style and plan the event and Todd English will cook for you and 75 of your friends. (No mention of whether they will also provide a home big enough to fit 75 people.) Click through for some of this year’s best offerings:

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