I threw exactly one public tantrum as a child, over a set of iridescent plastic beaded necklaces from T.J.Maxx that couldn't have cost more than $6. I cried and screamed and kicked, but my mother refused to relent--and I still feel embitterment towards her to this day. (Love you, Ma!)
But it's safe to say that little Emme Anthony will never have to endure that unending pain and resentment I did while writhing on the well-trodden linoleum that fateful afternoon. That's because, for yesterday's Chanel show in Paris, Jennifer Lopez outfitted her daughter in $2,410 worth of Chanel accessories. May I remind you, Emme is four years old. FOUR. YEARS. OLD.
According to US Weekly, lil' J.Lo wore a Chanel butterfly bag valued at $2,300, along with a glittery Chanel logo brooch that cost $310. Pfft, pennies. And for anyone worried the bag may have slipped off of Emme's petite shoulder during all that front row chaos, you needn't: She actually wore it necklace-style, tucked through her miniature cardigan for safe keeping. That tooth fairy money wasn't going anywhere.
Lest we forget, Emme is only one-half of J.Lo's spawn with ex Marc Anthony. So we'll be keeping a close eye on her twin Max, just to make sure Lopez isn't playing favesies with her blinged out mini-me. Don't worry, Max--we gotchu. And BTW, can I please come to you guys' next birthday party? Please?