1. Holy hell, what kind of crazy is Tyra on this episode... and where can I get some?
2. Was this episode originally meant to coincide with Halloween or something?
3. Does this mean that none of the eliminated girls (except, tear... Victoria?) actually returned to their island home and packed their bags to leave Jamaica immediately after being eliminated? And the girls who never even made it to Jamaica got a free trip anyway?
4. How many times do you think "PR Maven Kelly Cutrone" and the Nine West photographer rehearsed their argument during Laura's shoot?
5. Couldn't the producers have kept Victoria on just long enough for us to see her reunite with her mother in Jamaica?? Is that too much to ask?
6. Was it really necessary for Tyra to mention how “sexy” Laura is to her father? (Awkward turtle.)
7. Wait a minute, isn't this video identical to the one that opened Prada s/s '13? LOLOL.
8. Is this Sophie's first gig since her cycle wrapped?
9. When did Tyra teach the girls how to evaporate off the runway like that? And was it during Leila's time in exile?
10. Aside from that bizarro Alicia Keys runway thing a while back, did the girls get coached on their walks at all this season? Where in the world is Miss J??