Finding amazing high-waisted skinny jeans dungarees (am I the only one who calls them that?) is harder than you might think. It's that whole I Dream of Jeannie belly button dilemma: Sometimes you see it, sometimes you don't.

As a high rise purist, I prefer the belly button-free look--if only to keep my admirers guessing whether I'm even human at all or rather, an otherworldly being sent from a more perfect planet to grace the Earth with my razor sharp wit and flaw-free figure. As far as I can tell (and no one's told me otherwise!), these ultra high-waisted, non-stretching-out Cheap Mondays make it happen.

And they can make it happen for you, too. Get 'em here.