We Suggest Alternatives For Karlie Kloss's Offensive Sexy Native American Costume

Following a public outcry from Native Americans and non-Natives alike, Victoria's Secret decided to pull Karlie Kloss's overtly insensitive sexy Indian chief ensemble from the televised broadcast of its annual fashion show next month. Here, we suggest some other November-themed getups that Kloss could have totally rocked--without offending anyone.
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Following a public outcry from Native Americans and non-Natives alike, Victoria's Secret

Sexy Pilgrim

We'll start with the obvious alternative. As far as the story of Thanksgiving is concerned, the Pilgrims are almost universally regarded as the bad guys--hence making them fair game for parody. The concept of a sexy Pilgrim is downright hilarious, amiright? Plus, ever since the

Sexy Roast Turkey

It's impossible to be offended by a deliciously crispy roast Thanksgiving turkey--unless, of course, you're PETA. Pop culture-inspired by Lady Gaga's

Sexy Movember

I dare you to find one thing that's sexier than

Sexy Autumn Harvest

What's more classically November than a bountiful autumn harvest? Karlie would make a perfect earth Angel (

Kitten Calendar Girl

Why didn't we think of this? Oh that's right--we did! What better way to play into the "Calendar Girls" theme, than by dressing models as actual calendars? Here, we've put Karlie in a 2013 Curious Kittens calendar, turned to November: In our opinion, it's the true meaning of a sex kitten. Meow...?

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