We Suggest Alternatives For Karlie Kloss's Offensive Sexy Native American Costume
Following a public outcry from Native Americans and non-Natives alike, Victoria's Secret
Sexy Pilgrim
We'll start with the obvious alternative. As far as the story of Thanksgiving is concerned, the Pilgrims are almost universally regarded as the bad guys--hence making them fair game for parody. The concept of a sexy Pilgrim is downright hilarious, amiright? Plus, ever since the
Sexy Roast Turkey
It's impossible to be offended by a deliciously crispy roast Thanksgiving turkey--unless, of course, you're PETA. Pop culture-inspired by Lady Gaga's
Sexy Movember
I dare you to find one thing that's sexier than
Sexy Autumn Harvest
What's more classically November than a bountiful autumn harvest? Karlie would make a perfect earth Angel (
Kitten Calendar Girl
Why didn't we think of this? Oh that's right--we did! What better way to play into the "Calendar Girls" theme, than by dressing models as actual calendars? Here, we've put Karlie in a 2013 Curious Kittens calendar, turned to November: In our opinion, it's the true meaning of a sex kitten. Meow...?