Jennifer Lopez covers Harper's Bazaar's February issue, and among the requisite tidbits about her boyfriend Casper Smart ("He's my best friend") and managing her schedule as a working mom ("I think I can just handle more than the average bear"), is this gem:
"I have that [famous Versace dress from 2000] at home. The other day, my housekeeper put it on a mannequin in my spa, where I get my hair and makeup done. She sent me a picture. She was like, 'You like this dress?' Um, yeah, but I don't know if I like it out in the house!"
In response, we have SO many questions. Let's take a second and ask J.Lo what's on our mind:
K, hold up: You have a spa in your house? For real? Do you get those fluffy white slippers every time you go? Is there a built in staff in your spa? Or do you sometimes do your hair and makeup yourself? [Ed. note: Probs not.] Why do you keep a mannequin in your spa? Is there some new spa treatment we should know about? • Wait, are there multiple mannequins? Why was your housekeeper going through your clothes and pulling out random thousand-dollar gowns and then placing them on said mannequins? • And why would she question your liking the dress? Isn't that a given? Why don't you want that out in your house? We'd want that shit displayed!