Since The Rachel Zoe Project and It’s a Brad, Brad World are on the same night now, we decided to combine our inquisitive recaps in to one. It’s like a double feature! Read our recaps below, starting with Zoe.
1. Do designers really trust the people who come backstage at their shows and say they loved the collection? What are they going to do, tell the designer to her face that they hated it?
2. Who are all these new people at the Rachel Zoe HQ??? I don't like not knowing them. And what happened to the random attractive guy from episode one?
3. Is Rachel seriously trying to rock an editor's cape while carrying a baby?
4. What is this huge field in which Rachel and Eileen are having a meeting? The Zoe compound?
5. How many blondes total work for Rachel Zoe?
6. So in Rachel Zoe world, assistant = someone to complain to?
7. What if Rachellooked at what some of her 32 employees wore for inspiration instead of just what she wears?
8. Why did Rodger ask for printed out photos of DreamDry? Did I accidentally switch to Downton Abbey?
9. How does Rachel's hair look completely different in every shot?
10. Is this season simply lacking in gay guy sass?
Thank good ness for It's a Brad, Brad World!
1. Does Brad style his assistant for every taping?
2. Whose crush was bigger: Hannah's on Petra or Petra's on Brad?
3. How great must it be to have a job that simply involves "trusting your taste?"
4. Did Brad just explain the concept of celebrities borrowing clothes? Shouldn't we be aware of that by now?
5. Is "What the fuck?" the best response to seeing a dress ever?
6. How did they get through all that Alaia talk without a Clueless reference?
7. Will these conversations between Brad and Hannah while the client is getting dressed please continue?
8. How mortifying would it be to have to explain sleeping through your alarm not only to your boss and co-worker, but on television?
9. Are Thomas and Scott Disick cut from the same vaguely serial killer-y cloth?
10. Did Brad just define professionalism as not being aware of each other's excremental habits?