As is most often the case when she finds herself in a serious fashion magazine, Kate Upton's curves, draped in the likes of Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana, and Louis Vuitton, remain fairly covered up for the duration of the shoot. The interview, however, is much more revealing.

Want to see Kate Upton riding a horse while topless? Here ya go! Oh--you were expecting nipples? Sorry, not happening.

For a spread dubbed "Polar Bare" (that Sports Illustrated--sharp as a tack!), Kate Upton finds herself without very many clothes on at all in the Antarctic tundra.

Things are looking Up-ton at Cosmopolitan--the swimsuit model beloved by all (well, aside from maybe Victoria's Secret) will soon be gracing magazine stands once again as the glossy's November covergirl.