SNL has this new skit where relatively brain-dead former porn stars hilariously try to shill luxury goods they can't pronounce, sprinkling in porn industry anecdotes throughout ("One of my eyes doesn't work. It got sucked up by a butt.").
First, they took on Swarovski ("Sabaski") with a little help from Jamie Foxx. Then, they pushed Moet and Chandon ("Mooey Shambin") alongside Justin Timberlake. The latest luxury brand to get the SNL treatment? Hermès. Which "Girth Brooks," played by Saturday's host Ben Affleck, thought was Herpes. Woops! Watch below.