Nothing says high fashion like peeing in a cup whilst Anna Wintour schmoozes nearby, right?
According to the New York Post, the International Olympic Committee decided to pop into Lincoln Center at Monday evening CFDA Awards to surprise Olympic skier and Tiger Woods's one-and-only Lindsey Vonn with a plastic cup in which to tinkle. Vonn, who attended the event with Cynthia Rowley and was presumably one of the only sober members in the audience, was apparently mingling with fashion's finest and not doing any drugs whatsoever when she got the call.
“Here Lindsey is in this custom-made [Cynthia Rowley] gown, feeling like Cinderella, and she has to get up and do a drug test,” a source told the Post. Rowley, ever the doting date, guarded the bathroom while Vonn went about her business for five whole minutes. "Have fun," the drug tester, who most definitely had lots of fun crashing the CFDAs, told Vonn once the procedure was completed. When the IOC left the premises without testing anyone else, the entire auditorium breathed a collective sigh of relief and did a celebratory bump.