Fresh off his all-business spring 2014 collection at London Fashion Week, Brit designer Matthew Williamson debuted his first collab with Gwyneth Paltrow's fancy-pants Goop to offer... an $845 bedazzled sweatshirt. (Those Stella McCartney x Goop "timeless jeans," which go for $645, are sounding like a bargain right now, huh?)
To accompany the product details, Gwynnie offers up some of her signature charmed styling advice on the leisurewear piece:
Together with Matthew Williamson, we've made the perfect statement sweatshirt for fall. The slimfit cut (like your favorite high school sweatshirt) in olive green cotton jersey and intricate Swarovski embellishment works with denim jeans, switching to a pencil skirt for evening.
(Hey, at least she's not talking about her pubes again.) For the record, my favorite high school sweatshirt featured the tony label "Champion" and was handpicked from the curated section of a university bookshop during a round of college visits... but anyway.
Williamson gives a more straightforward pitch for the très cher top:
I am happy to be able to bring this exclusive piece to Goop. It’s such an effortless piece for Autumn, the crystal embroidered neckline adds a twist to the classic off-duty sweatshirt adding a decadent touch to a wardrobe staple.
I mean, it's super cute and the embellishments are Swarovski crystals, but then you could also get this bedazzled sweatshirt in classic grey for a cool $25--and still have more than enough cash left over for those Stella x Goop jeans.