You know when you're sitting on the couch with your jeans unbuttoned, thumbing through the latest Victoria's Secret catalogue, eating away your self esteem and trying to brush the Cape Cod Potato Chip crumbs away before they leave greasy stains all over Doutzen Kroes's flaw-free abs... and all of a sudden you're like, 'Daaaang, I actually feel pretty terrible about myself right now!'?
Well, Kroes wants you to know that she's sorry. The Angel generally regarded as the most beautiful woman in the world by the majority of the Fashionista staff told Page Six that she "feel[s] guilty that [she is] in this profession that makes certain girls insecure."
"I always say, I don’t look like the picture," the 28-year-old Dutch beauty continued. "If you put me in bad light with no hair and makeup, it’s not good. I wake up sometimes like, this is not what I see when I look at the magazine, who is this visitor in the bathroom?"
Oops! Sorry D--that visitor was us, hoping to discover the secret to your unwavering perfection stored somewhere in your medicine cabinet. We'll knock first next time. Promise.