Sorry, all you designer labels that, for whatever reason, are continuously gifting celebrity infant North West tiny versions of your pricey runway wares: That baby's not wearing any of it.
"Kids get dirty. She’ll spit up. She moves around so much. I saw this one cute dress that was $500 and I was like, ‘Absolutely not!’ I just want her in little onesies or leggings."
Wait, is $500, like, a lot for baby clothes? We weren't aware.
Actually, most of N-Dub's closet consists of (god forbid) hand-me-downs! "Kourtney saves everything [from her daughter Penelope] and gives it to me," says Kardashian. Presumably, she'll eventually auction off all that Baby Givenchy and Oscar de la Renta for charity on a future episode of KUWTK filled with hilarious hijinks, spliced with shots of Scott Disick getting drunk in Vegas and Kris Jenner confessionals. Hopefully.
But as far as keeping it in the family goes, don't expect lil Nori to be recreating her dad Kanye West's hipster/caveman "Bound 2" video outfit anytime soon. "I tried to put [her] in a faux-fur vest, but she hated it," KK tells Peeps, clearly insinuating that her baby refuses to wear anything short of 100% mink baby clothes.
However: Eight-month-old North LOVES Auntie Kendall Jenner's chic Marc Jacobs runway 'do. Quote: "She doesn't mind headbands [that don't] pull her hair."
I will literally pay someone to get this woman a parenting book deal. Like $5, but still. We must make this happen.