After a few minutes spent rocking back and forth in the fetal position, I can finally write about the events and outfits in "Game of Thrones'" eighth episode. I think this Twitter user says it best:
Anyway, on to the clothes.
Daenerys and Missandei got together for some girl time, braided each other's hair, and talked about (penis-less) boys. As girls do. (You'll have to take my word that this happened — I can't prove it with a picture.)
Speaking of penis-less men, don't Missandei and Grey Worm have good chemistry? I personally think that neither one of them should ever wear clothes.
Everyone noticed the "Princess Bride" vibes during Oberyn's fight scene. "Hello. My name is Oberyn Martell. You killed my sister. Prepare to die." If only he was fighting rodents of unusual size (ROUS) instead of men of unusual size. If Oberyn had worried less about his dead sister and more about putting on some real armor and avoiding a serious eye-gouging/head-smashing, he might still be here to titillate us. Sigh.
It's so uncomfortable out there watching Oberyn get his head smashed in. Thank goodness Cersei has a fan and a cold beverage.
It is such a relief to finally see Theon out of his rags and looking relatively intact, even if it is a complete farce.
Finally Sansa got a makeover. Who is this dark and devious new creature? And did she borrow a dress from Maleficent? Seriously, check out the resemblance below – sans horns,of course.