Gisele Bündchen sat down with Baz Luhrmann to chat about his "Baz Dazzled" window displays for Barneys. She's super impressed, guys. {The Window}

Kim Kardashian's Paper cover — or, more specifically, her booty — has taken on a second life as fodder for SAT prep questions. Did you know that her butt has an area of 64π? High school juniors the country over do now. {US Weekly}

Joseph Altuzarra is married! The designer got hitched to Seth Weissman at the Rainbow Room, and the photos are almost too cute to handle. Of course, it was also a who's-who of fashion figures: There's Ivanka Trump dancing in a feathered dress, Jenna Lyons in her signature glasses and Alexander Wang playing the role of exuberant groomsman. Dreamy. {Vogue}

Prince William and Kate Middleton have laid out a dress code for American reporters for their trip to New York in December. Among the rules, jeans or sneakers are not permitted, and men are advised to wear a jacket and tie. Time to get our act together, America. {New York Post}