In case you missed it, the Super Bowl happened Sunday night. Gisele Bündchen's husband won. Much, much more importantly, Katy Perry's halftime show happened, and it happened to all of us. Per usual, the singer's Jeremy Scott-designed outfits were completely bananas. Here are all the things they looked like.
Katy vs. Will Farrell vs. Peter Griffin
The Internet sprung to life when Katy Perry rode onto the field atop a giant lion (tiger? Trojan horse?) singing "Roar," and how could it not? While Perry's fiery dress looked like one of those super cool cars tricked out in flame decals, Twitter agreed that the much more accurate comparison was to Will Ferrell's ice skating outfit in "Blades of Glory." Or, Peter from "Family Guy."
Dancing Sharks vs. "Street Sharks"
Perry's outfit for her "California Gurls" bit was supposed to look like a beach ball, and it did. Very literal mission accomplished. BUT THOSE DELIGHTFUL DANCING SHARKS. They looked like sad, passive versions of the half man/half shark stars of "Street Sharks," but with no pants.
Katy vs. Liza Minnelli in "Sex and the City 2"
Speaking of no pants, who wore it better: Katy Perry or Liza Minnelli that time she performed "Single Ladies" in the second "Sex and the City" movie?
Katy vs. "The More You Know" star
That's all. We're done.