This is not an April Fool's prank.
There's no stopping the Kardashian-E! reality TV juggernaut from continually spawning addictive new spin-offs. In what sounds like a hybrid of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" and Bravo's "Vanderpump Rules," "Dash Dolls" (working title as of the moment) will debut this fall. The series will follow the trials and tribulations of the "young, fun and hot employees" (per the network's press release) working at Kim, Kourtney and Khloé's Los Angeles Dash boutique.
Over the course of eight episodes, the yet-to-be-named group of sales associates will navigate life, love, careers and hangovers while trying their best to upsell these eight types of customers on Dash offerings. Khloé's BFF Malika Haqq and her twin sister Khadijah will be featured in some capacity, and the show will hopefully also include cameos from the Kardashians when they're not busy managing toddler tantrums at NYFW, posing for magazine covers or partaking in performance art. Kim, Khloé, Kourtney and Kris Jenner, of course, are all listed as producers, alongside Ryan Seacrest.
Here's hoping that Kanye West drops in to straighten out the sales floor, like that one time he helped organize Kim's closet on TV.