Eliza Bought a Camo Skirt Embroidered with a Vermeer Painting, And You're Going to Hate It

Fortunately, she doesn't give a shit!
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Photo: Etsy

Photo: Etsy

Truly, Etsy is the greatest place on Planet Earth. There, you can acquire a set of five "Comme des Garçons" iron-on logo patches with which to craft your own knockoffs. There, you can purchase a homemade skirt that inexplicably mixes polka dots, blue camo and an embroidered rendering of Johannes Vermeer's "The Milkmaid," which Eliza bought on Monday morning at 9:51 a.m. ET. It ships from the Netherlands in one to two business days and is one-of-a-kind — honestly, for good reason — so SUCK IT, NERDS! But seriously, is this not the most delightful and debatable thing you've ever seen?

There is good news for you, critical commenters: shop owner "Mieke" has plenty more in store. Perhaps you'd like a "cheerful" miniskirt partly covered with that famous self-portrait by Vincent Van Gogh?

Van Gogh skirt, $80.87, available on Etsy.

Van Gogh skirt, $80.87, available on Etsy.

Or this one, featuring Rembrandt's "The Night Watch"?

Rembrandt skirt, $80.87, available on Etsy.

Rembrandt skirt, $80.87, available on Etsy.

I'm sure you would. I'm also sure some of you are going to try to heave me off the fashion Internet for writing this post. Please leave your hate comments about my ugly skirt below!

Van Gogh skirt, $80.87, available on Etsy, and Rembrandt skirt, $80.87, available on Etsy.

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