Sure, we're all glued to our phones/tablets/laptops/watches that barely tell time, but even the best of us miss out on some important #content from time to time. That's why, in case you missed it, we've rounded up our most popular stories of the week to help you stay in the loop. No need to thank us — just toast a brunch mimosa in our honor when you're discussing who did what over your avocado toast.
Editor's note: There are three Kardashian/Jenner-related posts in this roundup. Do with that intel what you will.
The youngest Jenner's latest beauty category debuted on Friday, April 1. (We're totally here for this All-Bonnies-No-Clydes business, TBH.)
So, she kind of broke the Internet. (Which is worse: Trying to score tickets on Ticketmaster or trying to get your hands on a Lip Kit? Pretty sure they both end in existential sadness.)
With catering by McDonald's and plenty of shenanigans. (We're now of the mindset that every party should involve McMuffins.)
Since Kate Lanphear's departure as editor-in-chief, the men's magazine is really upping the sex factor. (A blown up version of this cover would look uh-mazing over that mantlepiece we don't have.)
In a long, weird essay for "The Observer" titled "Elle on Earth," a writer slams the women's magazine for "ruining" his Rei Kawakubo interview. (Is now a good time to admit that my pen name is Jacques Hyzagi?)
Well, there you have it. All the must-read, water cooler-ready fashion news you needed to know. Wait, what's the fashion equivalent of water cooler? A prosecco fountain? How do we get one of those?