Welcome to our new column, "Hey, Quick Question," where we investigate seemingly random happenings in the fashion industry. Enjoy!
The 2016 Met Gala may now be in the distant past (at least, in fashion time, for which two days is approximately 18 years), but the most important question of all has only just come up: What was Kate Hudson doing with a wrench?
You see, Vogue tapped illustrious photographer Cass Bird to snap some pictures in the Met bathroom, which just got posted today (it takes time to Photoshop out all those cigarettes secretly being smoked, after all). They're all pretty standard-issue happenings, except for one photo of Kate Hudson holding a wrench. It's really blowing our minds, despite the fact that Grace Coddington and Lady Gaga are walking past as though nothing unusual is happening.
Was there a leak? Was she trying to break something? Is that the secret to getting in and out of these monster dresses to pee?
We have so many questions, and we need to get to the bottom of this. Send any intel you have to firstname.lastname@example.org.