Have you ever seen an article of clothing so perfect, so wonderful, so much the distilled essence of your style, that you feel you could weep if you don't buy it? No, you're right, me neither, that would be totally weird!
If there was such an article of clothing, however, it would be these crystal-embellished velvet pumps by Miu Miu. My first style icon was Cher Horowitz, so that I've spent a better part of my adulthood chasing that high-fashion schoolgirl #aesthetic is no coincidence — and who does that #aesthetic better than Miu Miu? These would look just as perfect with a pair of destroyed mom jeans as they would with a plaid skirt and knee socks, plus they fit my new rule that all heels must be under three inches.
Anyway it's fine, they're fine, I guess, and also coincidentally my birthday was last Saturday if that's a thing anyone was interested in.
Miu Miu crystal-embellished velvet pumps, $950, available at MyTheresa.com.
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