Depending on where you are located right now, there's a fairly good chance that you're cold. Like, really, really cold. You may also be ghostly pale, flaky skinned, and generally cranky at the universe. It happens. In New York, skies are gray, and the temperature is currently hovering just above the freezing mark — and it's only going to get worse. Hooray!
So, you basically have two options: Either use up the majority of your vacation days (and monthly rent) to fly off to an Instagrammable tropical locale, making all your friends, family, and exes jealous in the process, or, you can hunker down, bundle up, light a coconut scented candle and scroll through this post of gorgeous models who are spending their winters wearing skimpy bikinis and building tans in said tropical locales. (Oh, and did we mention they're getting paid for it? Because, well... they are.)
Better yet, you can do both! Most airlines have WiFi now, right?
Below, check out 18 island-hopping models we'd really like to trade places with, like, yesterday.
Karlie Kloss quite literally escaped winter (and gravity?) by heading to Australia.
This is what Joan Smalls wears to work in the winter. Ughhh.
What happens in Cabo stays in Cabo! Well, until Jasmine Tookes Instagrams it and makes you question your entire existence.
Stella Maxwell looks rather warm, wouldn't you say?
Lily Aldridge went to Sicily without asking us if we wanted to join her. Rude!
...and Christy Turlington went to Rome. The nerve!
This doesn't even look remotely comfortable, but I'd still trade places with Ashley Graham in a heartbeat.
Just a totally candid shot of Bella Hadid on the beach!
Lais Ribeiro rode a jet ski with Hadid (or at least posed on one?) in the Bahamas.
Queen Jourdan Dunn overlooks her kingdom of eternal summertime. We'd gladly be her subjects.
Elsa Hosk doesn't feel bad about how freezing you are right now.
Romee Strijd and Taylor Hill pity your goosebumps.
OK, normally this is my nightmare — but I'd still trade being wrapped up in a blanket on the couch right now for having sand on my tush like Emily Ratajkowski.
FeiFei Sun soaks up some of her surname in the Dominican Republic.
Sara Sampaio and Daniela Lopez Osorio made it to Cuba waaay before you did.
Alessandra Ambrosio completely forgets what cold feels like — and she's fine with that. Her personal hashtag is "forever on vacation" for a reason.
Homepage photo: Instagram, @bellahadid