These Miu Miu Shoes Are Taunting Tyler

Honestly, this is rude.
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Miu Miu Jewel Star Mary Jane Pump, $790, available here.

Miu Miu Jewel Star Mary Jane Pump, $790, available here.

Lately, I've been feeling like some of my favorite brands are conspiring against me — or, more specifically, my wallet. After months of wandering through the sneaker-and-streetwear desert, I have emerged into a virtual oasis of sparkly, ladylike pieces designed to ruin my credit.

Case in point: These Miu Miu pumps which I stumbled across on Nordstrom late last night. Everything about them — from the low, block heel to the star-studded strap — seems targeted to my fashion interests. How could Miu Miu have known that I have been very into the color red lately (other than the fact that, you know, it's generally trending and I am sheeple)? Is it possible that the brand has bugged my home or my Instagram to know that I can't get enough of snappy, pointed-toe pumps? I am not sure what the deal here is, but what I do know is that I will, quite frankly, probably die if I don't get this pair of shoes.

Honestly, Miu Miu? This is rude.

Miu Miu Jewel Star Mary Jane Pump, $790, available here.

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