This week, we’re dressing for purgatory.

What to wear when you start to believe in the crazy magic of love again because two talented actresses have come together despite their 32-year age difference.

An unofficial reference glossary for the uninitiated.

Probably, but here's how to dress like you aren't.

But like, in a festive way.

Like black square-frame glasses or a camel coat, they can make you look smarter and richer than you are.