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There's currently a 100% chance of snow in New York City, meaning there is a 100% your gorgeous new Chloe coat isn't going to keep you warm. Luckily, we scoured the internet a put together a schedule of over 80 amazing shows you can stream to your computer right in the comfort of your own home...and in flannel pajamas.

I'm tired of elaborate nail art. It just looks wrong and overwrought to me now. Well, manicurists seemed to agree, because while there's been quite a bit of nail art backstage at the spring shows, it's mostly been really simple, graphic, and minimalist.

One of the most exciting things about fashion week happens before it even begins--getting the invitations. And while many designers still choose to go with the standard invites (don't get us wrong--they're great too!), or emails (more eco-friendly, sure), we're all about the fancy ones. There's just something to be said about getting a little creative--so we wanted to put a spotlight on those designers that went above and beyond. Click through for a look at the coolest Spring 2014 New York fashion week invitations.

Louis Vuitton the Latest Victim of a Fashion Heist: Five masked thieves made off with 10 pallets and $400,760 worth of LV merch at Charles de Gaulle airport outside Paris. Why is everyone stealing from Marc Jacobs?? {WWD, subscription required} Desigual Launches E-commerce in the US: You can now get your hands on the colorful merch from Spanish retailer Desigual without leaving your couch. The company is offering free shipping and returns through the end of December, and for Cyber Monday (that would be today) they’re offering 40% off your purchase. {Desigual} It's a Lanvin Bake-Off: To kick off the arrival of their new children’s line, Lanvin Petite, into boutiques, Lanvin wants moms and daughters to send in their favorite chocolate cake recipes. The winning recipe will be served at a “luxury tea party” at the Place Vendome. We recommend that you don’t wear your best Lanvin while eating chocolate cake, though. {WWD, subscription required}

Tim Gunn, Weight Loss Cheerleader: Though he's never been overweight himself, the Project Runway host says that he's partnered with Weight Watchers to inspire self-esteem through fashion. {Stylelist} More Reasons to Envy Megan Fox: The sultry starlet and tennis pro Rafael Nadal show off their nauseatingly perfect physiques in the latest Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans ad campaigns shot by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott. {WWD, subscription required} The Downfall of Fashion Designer Katayone Adeli: In the late 90's Adeli's designs were everywhere. Now, she's in court. {Fashion etc} Amy Poehler Does Candy Striper Chic: The comedienne apparently did some modeling before her SNL days. {Jezebel} Christian Lacroix is Back!:The couturier and Desigual have teamed up to create a "dream collection." We're beyond excited to see what the duo comes up with next season. {Desigual Blog}

The Emergency Bra: No, the bra does not defy gravity or work as a flotation device. This bra can actually, apparently, save your life by turning into a pair of protective face masks. If you're completely paranoid about terrorist attacks and the like and carrying around a face mask is just too much of a hassle, why not wear two of them on your boobs? Every day? The bras only come in B and C cups, so, if you're smaller than a B or larger than a C, which many people are, you are going to die. {Tonic.com} Bad Romance: Check out this roundup of "fashion's most eligible bachelors." That's right, 25 available men who work in fashion, many of whom are actually straight. Take your pick! But be careful girls--some of these guys are likely bachelors for a reason. Just sayin'. {Refinery 29} Matthew Williamson X Bulgari: Matthew Willamson's new line of handbags for Bulgari is super pretty but won't come cheap. “Obviously the Bulgari customer, who is a woman who appreciates great quality, glamour and luxury," says Matthew. {InStyle UK}