Richie Rich

Page Six has an item about its new favorite person, John Galliano, leaving New York. Apparently it was a process that took many hours, many vehicles, and many many Louis Vuitton luggage bags and hat boxes. {Page Six} Gwyneth Paltrow wants to build an empire just like Jessica Simpson's. So says a "source." {Us Weekly} Kate Bosworth and Topshop are up to something. That's about all we know. {Belfast Telegraph} It was only a matter of time until a fashion "Harlem Shake" video hit the interwebs. See how Cara Delevingne, Jourdan Dunn and Rosie Tapner get down. {YouTube}

FDA Says Most Lipsticks Contain Lead: Just when you thought it was safe to add some pigment to your pout! The U.S. Food and Drug Administration conducted a study for the Campaign for Safe Cosmetics, and found that of 400 lipsticks they tested, the majority contained low levels of lead. L'Oreal's "Color Sensational" Pink Petal lipstick had the most lead, containing 7.19 parts per million. Compare that with children's products sold in the U.S., which are not allowed to have more that 100 parts per million. But don't get too worried-- the FDA says the levels are so miniscule, there's really nothing to worry about. (HuffPost) Orlando Bloom Says Wife Miranda Kerr Makes Being Beautiful "Look Easy": He might not be spending Valentine's day with his supermodel spouse, but Orlando Bloom had no shortage of nice words for his wife Miranda Kerr. The actor told the folks at Australia's Kyle and Jackie O radio show that he is in awe of how quickly Kerr shed those post-baby pounds: "To have just had a baby and then got back up on to do that. I don't think it's easy for those girls. They make it look easy, but you know, it's a lot of work to look good." (Vogue UK) Huffpost Style Compares NYFW to Your High School Cafeteria:...and they might have a point. From seating politics, to an arbitrarily determined social hierarchy, Fashion Week is kind of like a chic flashback to our high school days. (HuffPost)

Gisele Is Taking Her Lingerie Brand Global: Gisele’s lingerie brand is less than a year old, but she’s going for world domination with it. It’s already sold in Latin America, Portugal, Japan, and Israel. {WWD, subscription required.} Christian Siriano Is Designing Bridalwear: This makes perfect sense, though its timing with Heidi’s divorce is just that much more heartbreaking *sob*. Siriano tweeted that it was an exclusive collection with Nordstrom. Next up: white satin pumps at Payless? {NYMag} Karl Lagerfeld’s New Kitten Likes to Eat Paper: This item made it into WWD. That is all. {WWD, subscription required.)

More news from the business of Richie Rich: He's launching a new solo line. For Hot Topic. It's going to be called Celebutante, and we have no idea wh

Is Heatherette finished? We still can't get a straight answer, but here's something that helps our decision: Tonight, Richie Rich is launching his own