At least it's sort of practical?
Summer dressing: sorted.
Don't tell my parents, please.
Sometimes, you just have to embrace the absurd.
I have been lusting after this dress for five months. That's not an exaggeration.
This is how the magic happens.
Not like that!
It's what washed up mermaid spring #aesthetic dreams are made of.
Simple yet effective.
Jeep and Collie-fur backpack not included.
I could totally be the fourth Haim sister, right?
It goes perfectly with my "trying not to fall down on this giant ice patch" grimace. And also my scarf.
Formulating the spring #aesthetic one item at a time.
Because I thought Dr. Martens would never work for me and I was wrong.
Bonus: It's neither pink nor purple.
Happy holidays to my boobs.
Our Lady of the Tights Blair Waldorf would approve.
Weather outside is frightful, etc.
The only thing it won't do is field questions about my personal life.
For when you want to lounge around but not look sloppy.
Topping all of my looks off with this might make winter a bit less depressing.
I won't wear them with my fox sweater, I promise.