A must-read roundup of our most popular stories of the week. You're welcome.

A must-read roundup of our most popular stories of the week. You're welcome.

With special appearances from Karlie Kloss and the biggest bottle of vodka you've ever seen.

Remember that quaint little eco-friendly cottage Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady, and fam moved into last year? You know, the one with a MOAT? Up 'til now, we'd mostly seen only aerial shots of the decidedly understated $20 million Brentwood, California abode. But recently, G and T were gracious enough to open the doors to the good people at Architectural Digest for a little photo sesh. And according to the mag, the mansion and its exorbitantly wealthy inhabitants are "dare [they] say it?--normal."

Selena Gomez covers i-D Magazine and tries out androgyny for the spread. It's a refreshing departure from all her recent glittery sexiness. {i-D} And then there's the queen of glittery sexiness: Rihanna was spotted twerking on the street in a super-shiny swimsuit with a little veil at home in Barbados. To be fair, it was Carnivale... but we're pretty sure she'd do this any old day. {Us Weekly} Our other favorite twerker, Miley Cyrus, starred a hip-hop chic new shoot for Notorious Magazine and denied allegations that she is just a "rachet white girl." That Miley, always up on the slang of the youths! {Daily Mail} Du Jour interviewed Marc Jacobs's private chef, Lauren Gerrie, who provided some insight on how Jacobs lives and runs his house. Like... she's allowed to "dress sexy" in the kitchen. And she didn't even go to culinary school. And MJ found her on Craigslist... JK. But maybe not. {Du Jour}

I mean, does this man ever stop? So after Karl Lagerfeld sent Adele that pile of Chanel handbags as an apology for the now notorious "fat" comment

Name: Anne Monoky Occupation: Style Editor, Architectural Digest What would you never wear? Never say never! What's your favorite word? Yes. photos by Ashley Jahncke

"Have you seen the prices? Scandalous. I mean, yes, if they are embroidered or beaded or made special in some divine way, but honestly, jeans are jeans. I live in them most of the time, but I had a helluva time getting a pair of jeans around 1940, when I was at the University of Wisconsin. I thought I’d wear jeans, a turban, and some old earrings. So I went to an Army-Navy store, but you have to remember, back in those days, all the men in Wisconsin were the size of Paul Bunyan. Then the salesman told me, 'Young ladies don’t wear jeans.' He wouldn’t sell me any or have them cut down. So I kept going back to the store, and they kept throwing me out, so to get rid of me, they finally ordered me some boys’ jeans. I love men’s jeans; they fit me better." --Fashion icon Iris Apfel in Architectural Digest.