Cathy Horyn Takes Down Snooki: Snooki, the Jersey Shore's breakout star, is a polarizing (mini) figure. Cathy Horyn, who penned the piece, is not a fan. Harshest digs include: "Snooki is not conventionally attractive...She is busty and short-waisted with small legs; sort of like a turnip turned on its tip," and "trying to hold a conversation with Snooki is a little like getting down on your hands and knees with a child." What did Snooki ever do to you Cathy? {NY Times}
Candles Out, Lights On at Lanvin: Shoppers won't have to browse through Alber Elbaz's creations by candlelight anymore. All 6,875 square feet of Lanvin's new flagship Madison Ave. store has electricity now. {Style.com}
Paris Hilton Makes Another Really Bad (and Offensive) Decision: Paris was snapped mid "heil" over the weekend in St. Tropez wearing a red military-ish hat. Not cute, Paris. {Daily Mail}
