It's a juicy rumor, though.

H&M's 42,000 square foot flagship at 4 Times Square will open Thursday with a perfect storm of buzz and insanity.

The pièce de résistance in her series of ARTPOP promo tour outfits is just as wild as you'd expect.

For the world premiere of ARTPOP in Berlin, Lady Gaga has so far donned a furry chicken/moldy cheese mask, bared her unicorn-tattooed thigh, dressed like a sexy Salvador Dali (mustache included), and gone barefoot in a fluffy ghost-like sheath earlier this morning. We ask ourselves, how much Gaga is too much Gaga? {Daily Mail} Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen just bought an apartment in One Madison Park for a cool $14 million. It's on the 47th floor, so you'll need a NASA-issued telescope if they're hoping to catch a glimpse of the genetically gifted fam. (Not that we condone that...) {Page Six} Prince George's official christening photos have been released and there are quite a lot of fancy hats involved. {CBS}

Lady Gaga, never one to commit to anything half-assed, actually wore her ARTPOP! cover makeup to an interview with Ryan Seacrest. Oh, and she got Seacrest to try it out too. {Elle UK} Justin Bieber isn't the only male posing nearly-nude (that happened, and yes, gross): "Dudeoir" photoshoots are gaining popularity with men who want to show off their goods. {NYPost} Coco Rocha is the latest model with a dramatic hair cut--the Canadian supe lopped off several inches of hair, which she dutifully documented for Allure. {Allure}

It just occurred to us that yesterday's Lady Gaga profile in WWD made no mention of Nicola Formichetti, Gaga's longtime stylist, collaborator and friend. That's because Formichetti will no longer be styling the pop star--and he sounds relieved.