Old Navy's latest gimmick is the "Booty Reader." A fortune teller named Madame Eva reads tells you what kind of jeans are perfect for your rear and your rear's lifestyle, after you've uploaded a photo of your ass.
"Welcome," Madame Eva greets you. "I'm the booty reader, let me read your booty and I'll reveal your denim destiny."
So I figured I'd give Madame Eva a shot and let her read my booty. Only problem is the site doesn't quite work.
